Oct 25, 2014
"The Little Mermaid": A mermaid sacrifices her life to save a handsome prince.
"The Brave Tin Soldier." Yeah, he's brave, until he gets too near a fire, and melts to death.
"The Snow Queen." A cold person keeps kidnapping children and freezing them to death.
"The Little Match-Seller." A girl selling matches freezes to death.
One or two of his cautionary tales were ok -- "The Emperor's New Clothes" and "The Ugly Duckling." But really, who wouldn't rather be watching Fractured Fairy Tales on Rocky and Bullwinkle?
Gay but depressed. No wonder his characters keep dying.
I've never seen any of the film versions of Andersen's fairy tales, but I understand that Disney let The Little Mermaid, Ariel, live, in the 1989 animated version.
And displayed Prince Eric shirtless, although probably not as suggestively as this fan art from Lucien-Christophe on Deviant Art.com.
Eric doesn't display much, but King Triton, Ariel's father, is bare-chested.
Although sometimes the actor wears a ridiculous beard.
Oct 21, 2014
The new tv series returns to Barry Allen (Grant Gustin, left), who experienced a Batman-like trauma early in life, when his mother was killed and his father was framed for the murder.
Raised by the kindly Detective West (Jesse L. Martin), he has grown up into a police investigator and paranormal specialist, a moody Fox Mulder. Then, after being doused with chemicals and hit by lightning, he discovers that he has become a "metahuman" with special powers.
The accident created other metahumans, too, with various powers. Some are good, some evil. And there's an Agency with a sinister interest in them. And Barry's dousing with chemicals wasn't really an accident. It has something to do with who killed his mother....
Will there be any gay content?
Lots. Even a couple of gay characters: Barry's boss, Captain Singh (Patrick Sabongui, left), is gay, although this fact hasn't been mentioned yet, and his boyfriend Hartley (Andy Mientus) will become a super-villain, the Pied Piper.
Barry is played by Grant Gustin, who played a gay character on Glee.
Iris West (Candice Patton) was Barry's girlfriend, then wife, in the comics, but here the two were raised together, so a romance between the adopted brother and sister might not be on the table.
And there will be ample beefcake. Many superheroes and villains will be dropping by, including The Arrow (Stephen Amell), Captain Cold (Wentworth Miller), and Heat Wave (Dominic Purcell).
Oct 20, 2014
One of his favorite tricks was the "overboard box escape": he was handcuffed and manacled, then nailed into a box, which was thrown into the ocean.
No doubt seeing his powerful, muscular body nearly nude in chains was half the fun.
Several contemporary movie hunks have replicated the famous pose, including Paul Michael Glaser (in The Great Houdini, 1979) and Johnathan Schaech (in Houdini, 1998).
1. He married Bess Rahner, in 1894, and remained married to her until his death in 1926 (she died in 1943). They had no children, reputedly because she had a problem that kept her from ovulating. Some people speculate that she was intersexed.
2. He starred in several silent films produced by his close friend and fellow magician Arnold DeBiere. They were not financial successes, and one of them caused him near-bankrupcy. He blamed DeBiere, leading to a loud public "breakup."
Sherlock Holmes stories and an avid spiritualist. They, also, had very loud, very public "breakup," and the resulting bitterness led Houdini to spend the rest of his life as a spiritualist debunker.
4. He purchased -- or at least was a frequent guest in -- the Laurel Canyon mansion owned by R.J. Walker, a furniture magnate whose son killed his male lover by pushing him off a balcony. The lover continued to haunt the mansion until it burned down in 1959.
5. He died of peritonitis while performing in Montreal. He was entertaining some young male fans in his dressing room, when McGill University student J. Gordon Whitehead punched him repeatedly in the stomach. Eyewitness accounts are contradictory; no one knows why. Did Houdini invite the blows to prove his toughness? Or was Whitehead responding in homophobic rage to some gesture or statement?
Oct 19, 2014
It burst onto the scene in 1994, and suddenly appeared on bedroom walls across West Hollywood. We all thought that the model was gay, or at least aiming his biceps directly at a gay audience.
Wrong on the first count, maybe not on the second.
He was 25-year old Johnathan Schaech, a fitness model who had just broken into acting with a recurring role on the Melrose Place spin-off Melrose Place (1994-95).
Everyone in New York assumed that he was gay, even when he starred in Welcome to Woop Woop (1997), about a con artist in a colorful town in the Australian outback, and Finding Graceland (1998). A guy who thinks he's Elvis, a girl who thinks she's Marilyn Monroe, and Las Vegas.
Plus the usual tv movies about evil boyfriends who terrorize their exes and poor boys who find love with rich women.
Finally, in 2001, he married Christina Applegate, formerly of Married...with Children, and was interviewed in The Advocate, and we discovered that he was heterosexual. But an ally who was fully aware of his gay fans, and even played to them.
They Shoot Divas, Don't They?
Mummy an' the Armadillo
Sex and Lies in Sin City
Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2
Splendor (1999), about two guys in love with the same girl who decide to share
If You Only Knew (2005), in which a heterosexual guy pretends to be gay so he can share an apartment with the girl he is crushing on.
More recently, Schaech has been starring in tv series like The Client List and Ray Donovan, and become a writer/director/producer.
See also: Harry Houdini and the Gay Ghost.
Not with the Rude Man of Cerne Abbas: his gay connection is visible for miles.
Neopagans believe that he is the image of an ancient Celtic god, or a Roman depiction of Hercules.
Most historians believe that he was carved during the English Civil War as a parody of notoriously conservative Oliver Cromwell.
But they can all agree on his best feature: a penis that extends 31 feet up against his chest.
Double the average penis/height ratio! The Icelandic Museum of the Penis has nothing like this.
Heterosexuals traditionally spent the night on the penis to ensure fertility, and gay men, because it's fun to spend the night on a giant penis.
You're not allowed to walk up onto it anymore.
The Rude Man is unique. The only other male hillside figure in England, the Long Man of Wilmington, lacks a penis (though he was "vandalized" with a 6-foot tall one in 2010).
He has been the subject of several songs, and used for everything from condom ads to a PSA about testicular cancer. When The Simpsons Movie premiered in 2007, a chalk figure of Homer Simpson appeared next to him.
The village of Cerne Abbas is about 25 miles from Glastonbury and 40 miles from Stonehenge, so you can easily see all three in a weekend.